CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS

• The will of God will never take you to where the grace of God will not protect you.

• "Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out as a basket case"

• Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited -- until you try to sit in their pews.

• Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

• It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

• The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

• When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

• People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

• Opportunity may knock once, but temptation leans on the bell.

• Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

• The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion..."

• If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

• God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

• To make a long story short, don't tell it.

• Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

• Peace starts with a smile.

• I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

• A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

• We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

• Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as committees.

• Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

• Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

• Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

• Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

• Forbidden fruits create many jams.

• God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called.

• God grades on the cross, not the curve.

• God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts."

• God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

• He who angers you, controls you!

• If God is your copilot -- swap seats!

• Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

• The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

• We don't change the message; the message changes us.

• You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to... discourage him.

• The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.